An amazing school in Glencoe, Maryland with 225 acres of beautiful rolling hills, horses, and wonderful girls. A place of community where education is a top priority.
Oldfields is a wonderful highschool!
by OS05 April 18, 2005
A small, secluded all girls boarding and day school in the heart of glencoe, maryland. Although quite small, consisting of merely 180 girls, Oldfields is quite comparable to a local country club. Here you will find girls decked out in solely Lilly, Polo and Lacoste simply going to class. Always accompanied by a peal necklace, pearl earrings and of course, rainbows. Every student either plays lacrosse or field hockey and works out at least twice a day. Only here would your school nurses and teachers drive Range Rovers, Ferraris, Corvettes, Jaguars, and Lexis. And then there are the students with their Audis, Suburbans, Escalades, Acura MDXs, and brand new 4 runners. These girls work very hard, but know how to party even harder. Drinkstrong pretty much sums up their weekends... Yes this Oldfields, school for the "beautiful people."
by Jenny Hall April 18, 2005
A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.
Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
by PedoBear3000 February 18, 2019
Michael Gordon Oldfield (born 15 May 1953 in Reading, Berkshire) is an English multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, classical music, electronic music, New Age and more recently dance. His music is often elaborate and complex in nature. He is best known for his hit 1973 album Tubular Bells which broke new ground as an instrumental concept album and launched Virgin Records.
Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Self-deluded teen: What the hell are you playing? Is that even music?
Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?
Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?
Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
by Masnoon June 5, 2007
I have been reading a lot on this website about Oldfields-and i really beg to differ. For those who wrote those comments let me tell u this-40 percent of the girls at OS are on scholarship-so you might want to think twice before critisizing yourself for spending 34 grand a year-which u probably do..2nd of all-Oldfields is an amazing place and if you dont like it-why dont you just leave? You are poisoning the schools name and that is really unjust to those of who really are passionate about Oldfields. I DO NOT wear tiffanys, and i definately dont wear lily. I dont own a lacoste shirt-and i wear my pearls that my grandmother gave me to nice events. I am an oldfields girl, and i will not be a part of your description. Oldfields is a historical, and amazing place. I have met the most amazing women in my life, and i have been educated by the best teachers. I am very thankful to have the opportunity to be at such a wonderful school. To those of you whom are looking at schools and have come across this negativity-i am truley sorry. I hope that you wont believe that girls are this mean. The only girls mean enough to act the way some of my peers have described, are the girls who wrote those comments.
by AAL August 9, 2005
by mattpinkgreen January 4, 2022
The DAY STUDENTS, are the ones that wear pink bows in there hair and Lilly PUKEiser,\"ya you like that\", some of the chicks here are awsome, you have your variety, punks, punk wannabees, prep, prep wannabees, and ya the normal ones, and normal wannabees!! Oldfields is also known as Hofields, Oldfields girls are known for taking away all of the mixer guys, this makes other schools upset, poor poor people
You know your from Oldfields if...
-you get excited when there is new ice cream in the freezer!
-you dont go on walks for exercise
-its weird to wear makeup to school
-your saturday nights tend to be on a school bus (boarders)
-you have a nervous break down when people take too many morning snacks
-you say \"whites suck\" and its not a racial comment
-every person in school finds out what you did the weekend by second period on Monday
-everyone has P.M.S. at the same time (HELL!!)
-you start screaming GREEN OR WHITE for no reason what so ever?!?!
-you talk to people on aim when there right next to you
-the internet is down you start to cry and bitch at everyone
-you think it ok to drive 5 hours just to see boys you dont know
-aerobic and yoga are sports
-your idea of a crazy night is going to Giant
-the thing-a-ma-bob is an actual thing
-you wear flip flops in the snow
-you lost your best friend during the presidential election
-a family member had birth or a death automatically on a closed weekend
-you see horses frolicking outside the library window
-you get a cracker or and asprin when you go to the health center even if you are dieing!!
-you dont own a razor
-you wear pearl to lacrosse practice(Day Students)
-you use an elevator to go up one flight of stairs
-when the animal to student ration is equal
-when the entire state of Maryland is off, except you
-the lunch line is extra long when there are French Fries
-when the teachers gossip more than the students
-when you no longer have bells
-sports are a requirement
-you pay 37,000 dollars and you still choose to break into a teacher\'s house to steal money
-people periodically leave class for 20mins
-when you have a SNACK POLICE
-its normal to see a girl walking around topless in the dorm
-you dont have a phone card you are screwed
-you get excited when there is new ice cream in the freezer!
-you dont go on walks for exercise
-its weird to wear makeup to school
-your saturday nights tend to be on a school bus (boarders)
-you have a nervous break down when people take too many morning snacks
-you say \"whites suck\" and its not a racial comment
-every person in school finds out what you did the weekend by second period on Monday
-everyone has P.M.S. at the same time (HELL!!)
-you start screaming GREEN OR WHITE for no reason what so ever?!?!
-you talk to people on aim when there right next to you
-the internet is down you start to cry and bitch at everyone
-you think it ok to drive 5 hours just to see boys you dont know
-aerobic and yoga are sports
-your idea of a crazy night is going to Giant
-the thing-a-ma-bob is an actual thing
-you wear flip flops in the snow
-you lost your best friend during the presidential election
-a family member had birth or a death automatically on a closed weekend
-you see horses frolicking outside the library window
-you get a cracker or and asprin when you go to the health center even if you are dieing!!
-you dont own a razor
-you wear pearl to lacrosse practice(Day Students)
-you use an elevator to go up one flight of stairs
-when the animal to student ration is equal
-when the entire state of Maryland is off, except you
-the lunch line is extra long when there are French Fries
-when the teachers gossip more than the students
-when you no longer have bells
-sports are a requirement
-you pay 37,000 dollars and you still choose to break into a teacher\'s house to steal money
-people periodically leave class for 20mins
-when you have a SNACK POLICE
-its normal to see a girl walking around topless in the dorm
-you dont have a phone card you are screwed
by Someone from OS April 27, 2005